Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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