i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.