i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
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I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
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He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever