Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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