Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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