He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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