I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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