I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
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He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
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You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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