come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Drunk is not a location!
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