It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
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She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
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you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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