I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
im on a boat
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