So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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