belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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