There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
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I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
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he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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