im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
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he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
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I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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