You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
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She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
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You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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