I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
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Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
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You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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