I hate all girls vehemently.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
where am i from again
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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