I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize
