Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
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Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
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Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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