idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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