upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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