I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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