I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
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Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
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Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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