It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
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just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
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putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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