I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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