Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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