Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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