Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
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Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
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So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything