he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
So much Jack, so little girl.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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