Small penises have feelings too.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
