thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
and she was petting her beer can
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
No I am not eating basil off your cock
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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