sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he puts the penis in happiness.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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