Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Randomize
