do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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