He asked me if I "almost moaned"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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