Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
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Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
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I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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