Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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