What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
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My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
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This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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