There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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