PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
my being single is dangerous.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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