So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
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You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
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Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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