Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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