my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
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It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
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I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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