we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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