The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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