Walk of Shame. In a state park.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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