Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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