Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
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We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
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And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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