best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
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He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
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Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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