U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
We're like a lot better than the average bears
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
she told me i tasted like america
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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