I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
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I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
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I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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