yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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