Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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