Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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