These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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