wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
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dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
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He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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