doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
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im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
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