i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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