never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
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High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
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apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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