"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
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what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
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Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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