Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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