dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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