I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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