wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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